Got the urge to purge

Exactly 45 minutes ago, I had 3327 emails in my inbox here at work. 691 of those were unread. I now only have 109. This is such a weird/absurd/awesome feeling. I think at least 40% of those unread emails were shouting out to our wayward IT staff member, Adrian. Hi Adrian, if you’re reading this. ANYWAY, I feel extremely organised now. Organised enough to work harder? No. But almost.