When I got to work this morning, I found a whole stack of new stationary on my desk. This included a new stapler (thank ALLAH, the old one was such a piece of shit), a bunch of pretty biros, some coloured post-its and a new calculator. I’m not sure why, but new stationary makes moist. I guess it’s a reaction from working in offices for years, pretty new items to use just feels so great? Also, confession: I actually got wood whilst walking the aisles of Officeworks. Twice.