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TUMBLR

HI.

CAN YOU MAKE THE FILTERING BY x POSTS ALSO INCLUDE FILTER BY FOLLOWER?

THANK YOU,

BLAIR J AHERN.

4 July 2008

  • Marnie: its like the most impenetrable force.
  • Marnie: like, star wars.
  • Blair: hahaha, death star.
  • Blair: your pussy is the death star.

4 July 2008

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Dear Cansei der Ser Sexy,

Donkey is terrible. There are like, two decent songs in total. Sophomore album syndrome hurts so bad. I’m disappointed.

Yours.

4 July 2008

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Plays: 4

 

Deerhoof - Spirit Ditties of No Tone

The sci-fi (I like to think it’s sci-fi) riff makes me lose my shit.

4 July 2008

Got the urge to purge

Exactly 45 minutes ago, I had 3327 emails in my inbox here at work. 691 of those were unread. I now only have 109. This is such a weird/absurd/awesome feeling. I think at least 40% of those unread emails were shouting out to our wayward IT staff member, Adrian. Hi Adrian, if you’re reading this. ANYWAY, I feel extremely organised now. Organised enough to work harder? No. But almost.

4 July 2008

I know what a rusty trombone is Jerri, I used to be a stewardess.

— Jerri Blank’s stepmother.

4 July 2008 • reblog: niki

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I lol’d.

4 July 2008 • reblog: niki

OMG

I just spoke to a ‘Christian Shepard’ on the phone.

4 July 2008

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3 July 2008 • reblog: nevver

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Marshall looked like Christopher Guest, once upon a time.

3 July 2008

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Hahahahahha, Aiden.

3 July 2008

UGH

I’ve been off the internet for two hours and only four new posts on tumblr? I follow 45 people, maybe I should follow more? But srsly, where the shit’s the party at and why aren’t I invited?

3 July 2008

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This is what I do when I’m bored at work:

I listen to a song on the radio, and I try to imagine what the song would look like if it was just one long line. Basically, I’m trying to be Michel Gondry except I’m more shit and not a genius.

This one is Turn Into by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. I’m not even going to bother telling you where the start and finish is. IT MAKES SENSE TO ME, OKAY.

3 July 2008

three50eight:

Is anyone else disappointed with the first couple episodes of Weeds?  Something good better happen soon.

No? Cholo-Celia was perfect. And Andy’s line: “I have some bad news: Doug says everyone has fingered Celia” makes me giggle like a school girl. Also, Nancy pissing in the cup, Nancy talking to the Mexican boy in her car, Nancy everything. It’s only three episodes in, it’ll get good.

3 July 2008 • reblog: three50eight

I saw a young mother and her two young toddlers having ice cream, milkshakes and hotdogs for breakfast this morning. They were the porkiest little children ever. What happened to Corn Flakes? It was a revolting sight. It’s no wonder why we’re now fatter than America.

3 July 2008