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Fan Death - Cannibal Fuck how great are Fan Death. And the violins on this track.
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KID SISTER - BIG N BAD Protip: Don’t dance to this song nude. You will bounce your testicles...
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When I grow up I want to be a helicoprion.
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Sophie Dahl. via opensurgery
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NEW MOON: probably would've tolerated it...

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Back tits are one of my favourite things.
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Shope papilloma virus aka TREE MAN VIRUS FOR RABBITS.
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Lesley Gore has an awesome face.
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= delicious.
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Why.
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I was just trying to have a laff

Blair: Hey! How was China?
Gook: I went to Malaysia.
Blair: Oh! Did you have a nice time?
Gook: No. It was stinking hot. I had to buy new bra and undies every day.
Blair: D:
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Beach House - Lover Of Mine After three listens, this is already a favourite song of the year. Just...
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KID SISTER - STEP (FEAT. ESTELLE) Ultraviolet could’ve done with a few more new songs but...
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Joe Goddard - Pear Shaped Joe went solo.
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My new favourite word.
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Three of the ten “hits” on this are remixes.
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“Rose lowered her head to Sofia’s loose pussy, dry as a...”
— The Golden Girls fanfic.
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The first ten minutes of Alan Wake. Gimme gimme gimme.
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Ray: Let's do something freaky...
Brenda: Like what, Ray?
Ray: I don't know... why don't you talk dirty to me?
Brenda: I don't know what to say, Ray.
Ray: C'mon, just make something up.
Brenda: Oh Ray, why do you make me so bad?
Ray: C'mon, 'cause you a bad girl.
Brenda: Okay... I'ma work this. I'ma make this mine!
Ray: Yeah, work it. Ooh, it's all yours.
Brenda: I'ma piss on your face... and I'ma fart in your mouth,
Brenda: I'ma shit on these walls, Ray!
Brenda: ...too dirty?
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The Golden Filter - “Thunderbird”
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Cleopatra - Cleopatra’s Theme This song made me want to be a black English girl with...
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What is this?
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See what you’re doing with your face here, Apollo? I...
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Rulin’.
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Also, when the fuck is The Sarah Silveman Program coming...
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“Are you wearing contacts? Do you have double vision all the...”
— I’m adorable.
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I requested 1 Thing. It’s playing at this club....
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Lindsay just fingered herself.
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A basic lesson in SNAP. HHHHHHNNNNNNNNNN I’m having a heart attack.
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britticisms: New O’Spada! “Ten Strikes” by O’Spada Damn! How do they do it? Seriously, we really...
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Kid Sister - Right Hand Hi Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinally.
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Oh Linda Hamilton.
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Amanda Peet could be the next Linda...

Right? She has a face built for action films and I just don’t want her to be remembered as the...
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masterblaster: Let’s get serious here,...
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Stillness Is the Move - Solange Knowles (Dirty Projectors cover) via pierreism
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WORST SONG OF THE DECADE. Because while Nickelback is...
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GPOY.
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Bottin - Horror Disco
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Farah - Dancing Girls (Suite 304 Demo)
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Farah - Law of Life I will never stop loving this song.
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n_n
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Look closer.
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Hot Chip - Take It In via winnr
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Incredible! It’s like a bitch slap, only with necks.
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I love how giraffe’s fight.
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kev-in: Looping in a Water Slide - Want to ride. This gave me an erection.
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KATE, WE HAVE TO GO BACK!
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A Walt Disney Silly Symphony - Water Babies Watching this as a child was so confusing. It made me...
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“MY SHOW WAS NOMINATED FOR 24 EMMYS, I CAN JOKE ABOUT AIDS IF...”
— Tina Fey, to her ugly husband,...
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Karl and Rose.
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BRD Tower, Cluj-Napoca.
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Militari, Bucharest.
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Michael Emerson at his prom.
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Eva Green could turn me.
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Take this, for example. Sam Rockwell in Charlie’s Angels: sliding his feet, smoking a...
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Sam Rockwell is sexy as fuck but I’m going to have to...
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Last night I got high and made a .gif of...

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I keep watching this part over and over...

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It thinks it’s a man!
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FEEDING THE SQUIRREL KITTY.
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Heart - Crazy On You
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Arcade Attack.
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“S.T.A.R.S.”
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UH THIS IS GIVING ME AN ERECTION?
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I watched this video once last night, and I didn’t laugh—I sat there, a little puzzled...
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Bangarang.
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Penetrate me.
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Fergie - Fergalicious I love it when she raps. Also, didn’t she piss herself on stage that...
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Jenna.
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♥ PETER ♥
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NO SPRAY TAN LOOKS OKAY. WHEN ARE PEOPLE GOING TO LEARN,...
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Georgia Jagger.
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Bitch I wanna fuck you.
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The Daily Mail.
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TARA. via harina
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GOD, BAILEY, YOU ARE SUCH A CRAP ACTOR.
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David Walliams fondles Mark Ronson’s crotch, then tackles him to the floor, pulls down his...
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“Ning nong, bing chong dong, ding dong ding dong. Wing wong...”
— She’s speaking her...
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“There’s still something very significant that we have...”
— Carlton Cuse.
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Sleigh Bells - Crown on the Ground via tristn
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Sleigh Bells - A/B Machines Perrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrffffffffffect.
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Japanese Giant Salamander.
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Whenever they played Donkey Kong Country on A*mazing I would...
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